Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names ?
A guide for the next generation, just in case XD [got this on the internet~~~]

Anne Chang (mandarin) - Dirty
Anne Chin (mandarin) - Keep Quiet
Faye Chen (mandarin) - Dust
Samantha (mandarin) - Big Pussy/Big boobies
Jane Tan (mandarin) - Frying eggs
Henry Mah (mandarin) - Hate your Mom
Nelson Tan (mandarin) - Bird laying eggs
Leslie Tong (mandarin) - Rubbish bin
Paul Chan (mandarin/cantonese) - Bankrupt

Macy Koh (cantonese) - Never die before
Connie Mah (cantonese) - Call your mom
Danny Mah (cantonese) - Whack your mom

Carl Cheng (Hokkien) - Buttock
Monica Cheng (Hokkien) - Touch your Butt
Lucy Leow (Hokkien) - You are dead
Suzie Leow (Hokkien) - Losing in Gambling
Corrine Tai (Hokkien) - Poor thing
Carmen Teng (Hokkien) - Long leg hair
Danny See (Hokkien) - wait till you die
Terry Mah (Hokkien) - Whack your Mom
Rosie Teng (Hokkien) - Screws and nails
Pete Tsai (Hokkien) - Booger

Advise: choose your name wisely...~ haha